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haha it’s fine. it’s just a little casual thing lol

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#lolz

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

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via: lizandthelaw · source: chandlermbings

i’m a really bad extrovert because i LOVE hanging out with people especially spontaneously but i’m also SO FUCKING LAZY so when people ask me to do things i just wanna stay in bed but then i get lonely and wish i’d gone out

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via: naya-darren · source: darrenlcriss
HEY

newleasemylove:

1. First impression: LOOK AT THIS CUTIE who shares all my kinks
2. Truth is: that you’re also a sweetheart <3
3. How old do you look: I think you look a bit younger than your age, maybe like 19?? 
4. Have you ever made me laugh: YES
5. Have you ever made me mad: noope
6. Best feature: your SMILE
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: not as such xD
8. You’re my: person who I can go weeks without talking and then randomly go overshare in your askbox (shh ignore that that doesn’t really fit, it’s true and i love it)
9. Name in my phone: I don’t have your numberr

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via: newleasemylove · source: newleasemylove

casterlyrocktypepokemongym:

like colorsofthewand? that one is so clever isnt it

who runs that blog?

ur mom

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via: casterlyrocktypepokemongym · source: casterlyrocktypepokemongym
question: do you think EK meant Hamlet as in the dude in the play or hamlet as in a small village? i have always wondered....

preppyhamlet:

the way EK’s mind works is a mystery but i’m gonna go with the dude in the play

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via: preppyhamlet · source: preppyhamlet

salamenceite:

i really hate the “buy me pizza and watch disney movies with me” dating mentality. like. how about you tie me up and fuck the light from my eyes then pay my car insurance and we go out to eat at Burger King because chicken fries are back.

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via: cagedbirds · source: salamenceite
I look at you and see all the ways a soul can bruise, and I wish I could sink my hands into your flesh and light lanterns along your spine so you know that there’s nothing but light when I see you. 
- Shinji Moon, The Anatomy of Being  (via fatifer)

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lumos5001:

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

true story

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via: cagedbirds · source: hannibal-ate-bluebell
colfer-to-my-criss:

Your face, sir

colfer-to-my-criss:

Your face, sir

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whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp:

if you didnt read it in his voice youre lying

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